I Workout Because Punching Is Frowned Upon

Because sometimes the gym is cheaper than therapy.

The “I Workout Because Punching Is Frowned Upon” design is a relatable, funny workout saying made for real life — gym days, errand runs, and cozy recovery moments. Available as a tee, crewneck, or hoodie, this piece lets you choose the fit and comfort level that works for your routine.

✔ Customizable style: tee, crew, or hoodie

✔ Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear

✔ Perfect for gym lovers, fitness humor fans, and stress-relief workouts

✔ Easy to style for workouts or casual wear

Whether you lift, run, walk, or just need an outlet — this one speaks for you.

All tops are a unisex fit unless otherwise stated. True to size. Size up 1-2 sizes for an oversized fit.

Washing Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not use fabric softener, bleach, or iron directly on the design.