I Workout Because Punching Is Frowned Upon
Because sometimes the gym is cheaper than therapy.
The “I Workout Because Punching Is Frowned Upon” design is a relatable, funny workout saying made for real life — gym days, errand runs, and cozy recovery moments. Available as a tee, crewneck, or hoodie, this piece lets you choose the fit and comfort level that works for your routine.
✔ Customizable style: tee, crew, or hoodie
✔ Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear
✔ Perfect for gym lovers, fitness humor fans, and stress-relief workouts
✔ Easy to style for workouts or casual wear
Whether you lift, run, walk, or just need an outlet — this one speaks for you.
All tops are a unisex fit unless otherwise stated. True to size. Size up 1-2 sizes for an oversized fit.
Washing Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not use fabric softener, bleach, or iron directly on the design.